Sunday, October 31, 2010

Accepting Applications

 Full time position available.
Now accepting applications
Experience in love preferred, but will accept a young trainee.

The individual must be a non-smoker, drug free, disease free, drama free, non-violent, single and available.

Should enjoy music from all genres, concerts, theater, movies, dancing, traveling, walks on the beach, attending social events, and cuddling on the couch.

Ability to connect mentally and physically. Willing to put in the time it takes to get to know someone because it is a process. Be prepared to date, pamper, and spoil.

Able to communicate, be open minded, have an opinion, read literature and discuss current events. Be intelligent, street savvy, self-motivated, confident, trustworthy, passionate, creative, sensitive and romantic.

This position will be filled immediately if you are qualified.

Queen of Hearts


  1. If I'm not mistaken my wife of 21 years is looking for the same guy. Let me know if you find him and I'll let my wife know.

  2. Queen- You didn't ask for much at all! There are still Men out there with those qualities. He'd better hurry up & find my ass!!